- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

you lose.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Hillary Clinton

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

knock knock get lost!

Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

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