Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

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What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

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Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

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Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

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if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

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Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

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One night I went to this pub, they had a big jar full of $10 notes in top of the bar. I asked the bar tender what was that jar for and he told me that they have a donkey around back and if you make it laugh you win the jar. So i went around the back and i come back around 5 mins later and the donkey was laughing its head off. So i grabbed the jar and told the boys lets hit the clubs.Two weeks later i went to the same pub and they had another jar with $10 notesso i asked the bar tender what that jar was for and he goes to me "that donkey has been laughing ever since you left, now we want the donkey to cry" So I asked for a go and went around the back and when i come back the donkey was crying. as i went to go grab my jar but the bar tender stops and asks me how i did it. the first time i came i told the donkey i had a bigger dick then him.. the 2nd time i showed him.

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Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

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What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

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Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

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I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

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A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

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Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

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I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

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what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

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why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

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What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

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Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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