Some of the people on this site who write these "jokes" are complete morons. Many of them believe that racism, sexism, and spamming is hilarious. Each one of them is a ****ing dumbass and needs to be removed from this site. Racism is not funny, people are murdered because of it! Those who think that they are being funny by insulting others need to get a life and stop ruining this site for others who want to read good jokes free of racism. Africans, Hispanics, Jews, and everyone else deserves better than to be insulted like this. And I'm a white, so take that you racist whores! I apologize for those of you who have good humor that have to read this, but those other jerks need to be told off.

Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

It smells like triangles in here.

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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