- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

Psychics.

Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

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