- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

What are we then hypocrites?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

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