I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

Michel Moor on a die...

What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

an athiest walks into a church

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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