What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

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What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

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Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

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Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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