What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

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What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

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Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

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bees knees

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

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Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

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Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

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Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

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What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

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What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

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Why did it die Nothing died

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Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

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"Knock, knock!" "Who's there?" "The police." "'The police', who?" "Sir, come out of your domicile with your hands up and no weapons present. You've just gone to an orphanage and massacred almost every nun who's worked there for almost five years. Not only that, but your son has also contracted AIDS from his previously lesbian girlfriend whom she has lost her mother too in the orphanage accident you've just caused."

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I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

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Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

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