- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

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