what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Three black men were walking...

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

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Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

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kcuf read it backwards

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a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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AIDS

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

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how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

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why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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