Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange Who? Oranges are very good for you and enriched with vitamin C that is apparently good to intake when you are experiencing cold/flu like symptoms during the winter season and your doctor won't give you medication because you aren't sick enough and you already ask for medication to much because you think you are always sick with something. That's what happens when you're a hypochondriac.

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

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Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

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Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

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why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

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A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

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How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

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Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

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If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

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Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

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What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

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