- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is White over Black? Society.

How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What did the children in India eat for dinner?

How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

A black man walks into an abbatoir.

Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What do you call it when the sht hits the fan? The sht hits the fan.

What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

A kid has no friends.

A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

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