Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

At least I dont have AIDS.

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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