What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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pauls tuck

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whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

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whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

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They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

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There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

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Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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civil rights

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ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

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Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

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Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

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Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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women's rights.

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The WNBA

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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