- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

"knock knock" "Come in"

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

A handicapp walks into a bar

The Christian Bible.

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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