Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

Gun Control

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

What is a life without options.... an optionless life

Me Neither.

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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