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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

Why didnt the boy eat his ice cream? Because he is dairy intolerant

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

I'm winning at Scrabble.

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

Kim Kardashian got a job.

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

Why didnt the boy eat his ice cream? Because he is dairy intolerant

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