- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

Agent 47.

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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