A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

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willie revilame

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What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

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A wife asks her husband if he can fix the sink and he responds with Do I have plumber written on my forehead. Then she asks him if he can fix the porch and he responds with Do I have contractor written on my forehead. So the husband goes on vacation and comes back to find the sink and porch fixed and he asks his wife how it is fixed and she says that the new neighbor helped. So she says the neighbor said he would only do it for cake or sex. The husband respond by saying Which one did you choose. His wife responds by saying Do I have Betty Crocker written on my forehead.

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Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

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Anyone??????????/

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PLEASE LIKE TO DONATE 50 CENTS TO MY CHARIDY .... SAVE THE PENGUINS IN AFRICA -BY LUKE BRANIFF

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Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

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whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

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do you currently smoke? i hope not.

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What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

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Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

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How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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