Women's rights

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

Colby Michael Schluter

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

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