- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

sharks

What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

womens rights

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! BANG BANG BANG >:D

Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

I'm hungry.

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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