- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

children burning

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

racism...deal with it!

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