Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

purple pickles

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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