What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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whats long and stretchy? elastic

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Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

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"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

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woman's rights

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shauns beautiful

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

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what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

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Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

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Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

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A seal walks into a club.

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holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

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There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

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R.I.P. Steve Jobs

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