- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where's my tractor?

Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

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Top Gear USA

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

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