A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

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A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

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A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

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One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

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Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

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What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

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Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

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holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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shauns beautiful

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

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what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

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I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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