- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call this? A sentence in English.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

knock knock who's there ?

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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