So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

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"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

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Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

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Black, det er geita, banke driten ut av Anders, han griner, dreper ikke, vil du ha telefonen eller? Jeg kommer med den litt senere, skal bare tørke blodet først pønsha han hardt i tryne blør ifra knyttnevene, skal jeg knekke bena på han eller noe? Geita. Ps Pen fitte har du flere bilder av a elle? Hvilket rom?

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hi

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

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Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

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Knock knock --Come in.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

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What's green and has wheels? a green car.

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What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

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Womens' sports

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Where do you live? In a house

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A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

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A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

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what do mexicans like most. icecubes

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Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

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What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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