A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

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How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

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Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

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mark is religion

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Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

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Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

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A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

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Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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