- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

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thats what she she. no really thats what she said

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

There's my tractor.

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

Yo mama's so fat because she has a glandular disorder that makes her fat.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

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