- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

what happens every day? People die

what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

I told you it would happen

If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

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