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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

What do you call a building full of black people Jail

A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

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