Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

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*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

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What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

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Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

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Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

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How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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I like colin but not as much as apple

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

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