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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

i have to pee out my ass.

How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

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