oooh look a banshee

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

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What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

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What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

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A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

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Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

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A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

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What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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Hahaha

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What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

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Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

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Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

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Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

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So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

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Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

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yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

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