- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

What's the difference between? Your mom.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

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