- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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are you gay does your mom know

Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

what did the crocodile say to the fish? OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!! and then the fish swam away because of the the weird noise the crock was making...

What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

what did the elephant step on when he was running through the jungle? .... a coke machine.

Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

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