- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

The joke below is absolute shit.

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

Adam Thomas is homosexual

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

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