Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

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What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

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Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

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Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

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Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

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Bannana man do do do do do ect.

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once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

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Why did Jimmy cross the road? Because a chicken was about to cross the road, and he wanted to be kind and help the old 72-aged chicken get across the road. Because Jimmy had a grandfather that passed away because he was too old and nobody helped him cross the road. Jimmy is haunted by that memory and doesn't want that to happen to anyone else. Especially a chicken.... Also there were no cars and his best friend chicken was on the other side waiting for him.

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A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

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david your girlfriend has a nice ass

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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