Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

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What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

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An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

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When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

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What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

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Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

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Dusters blow stuff.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A girl gets raped -teagan d

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

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whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

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A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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