A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

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Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

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Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

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What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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are you gay does your mom know

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Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

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what did the crocodile say to the fish? OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!! and then the fish swam away because of the the weird noise the crock was making...

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What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

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what did the elephant step on when he was running through the jungle? .... a coke machine.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

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knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

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You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

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Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

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Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

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A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

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Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

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What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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