What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

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what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

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why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

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Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

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XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

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Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

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Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

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This is an anti-anti-joke.

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

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What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

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You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

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What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

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What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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