- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

good one jess !!

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

troll----> hahaha---->

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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