- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

oh no, i've lost my tractor

what's red and horny a red unicorn

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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