whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

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Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

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a horse walks into a blender ow

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A man is driving down a back country road in an old beat up car going 30 mph when he notices a black horse and a white horse keeping pace with him. They keep up with him for a few miles before passing him and turning into a farm on the road. The man is quite impressed with the horses speed and follows them to the farmer and offers the farmer living there the horses in exchange for the car. The farmer says the horses are bad luck but accepts the trade, and the man walks off with the horses. The man then enters the horses in a big horse race and puts a lot of money on them. The horses immediately take the lead and are about to finish the race when the black horse trips and the white horse goes back to pick him up and end up losing. The man is furious and returns the horses to the farmer and gets his car back. The next day another man is driving in a nicer car down the same road going 50 mph when the black horse and the white horse run right past his car. Impressed with the horses speed the man trades his car to the farmer who warns him about the horses. Ignoring the farmer's warning the man enters the horses in a new race. The horses once again take the lead and are close to finishing first and second when the black horse trips and the white horse goes and picks him up again once again losing their lead. The man angrily returns the horses in exchange for his car. The next day a third man drives down the same road in a brand new sports car. While he's testing the limits of the car the horses catch up to him and run with him. Surprised by the speed of the horses the man speeds up in his car but the horses manage to keep up. The horses eventually run past the man and turn into their farm, and the man looks down and realizes that the horses had been running faster than 120 mph. The man goes to the farmer and offers his car in exchange for the horses. The farmer accepts but gives the man the same warning he gave the two men earlier. The new man just like the other two men ignores the warning and enters the horses into a race and bets a lot of money on them. This time the horse take the lead out of the gate but feet from the finish line the white horse trips and falls. The black horse seeing this goes back and helps him up once again losing the race. The man is disgusted and releases the horses into the city in hopes that they'll die out there. The two horses are wander into a bar, and the bartender looks at them and says: "hey you two why the long face?"

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

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"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

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your mom

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"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

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What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

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Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

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U mad?

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

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If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

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roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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