Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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Oh...okay, good.

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Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

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L's I's that took Viagra.

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Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

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sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

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hextech crafting too opieop

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What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

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I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

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What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

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roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

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I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

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And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

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