- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

David Silberberg is gay

Adele walks into the stables

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

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