When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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Why is this funny? cause it is funny

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Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

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There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

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Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

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As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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Anti Joke

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