what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

whats cold and in a box...have a guess

well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

Donald Trump

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

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