- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

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