Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

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Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

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whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

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Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

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Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Wanna hear an anti-joke?

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Health food.

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Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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My life :(

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

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Has u seen my grammar?

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What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

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I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

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A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

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Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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