I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

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A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

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What do you call a building full of black people Jail

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

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when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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heyy emit chase wazzup

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So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

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What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

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Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

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If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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