So a man walks into a bar, right?

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a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

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Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

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What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

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Women's rights

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Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

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why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

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What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

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why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

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A woman walks into a cave, and the entrance collapses. She spends two days in the cave. She comes close to death, due to lack of nutrition, but is thankfully rescued by a dog walker. She spends several days in hospital recovering. The experience really opens her eyes to life, and she learns not to take her loved ones for granted, and to really make the most of her life. Finally she is allowed to go home. The next day, she is hit by a bus.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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