- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

Catholicism.

What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

A:Why did the chicken cross the road? B:To get The Daily.....Do you get it. A:No. B:Me neither..I get The Times.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

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