Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

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What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

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A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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Your mom is so fat...

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What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

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whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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