what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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Help I'm being raped!

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What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

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What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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