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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

Tic tac toe. I never met my father

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

world peace

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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