- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

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What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

There's a fine line between hyphenated words

The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

42, that is all

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

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