a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

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jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

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Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

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Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

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Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

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So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

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- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

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Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

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Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

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What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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