Whats worse than a joke? This

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

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Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

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A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

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what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

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This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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HURT

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There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

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Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

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whats worse than gill? nothing

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A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

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What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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Keanu Reaves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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