OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

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nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

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Q: what's the difference between a young, geeky kid living in Wisconsin's basketball and Yao Ming's basketball? A: young, geeky kids cannot live in Wisconsin's basketball. Wisconsin is a state, and states cannot own objects because they aren't sentient beings. And Yao Ming's basketball... is just a regular basketball that happens to be owned by Yao Ming.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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What is red? A rock painted red

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Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

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why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

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What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

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How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

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doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Justin Beiber

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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