Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

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What is red? A rock painted red

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nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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Q: what's the difference between a young, geeky kid living in Wisconsin's basketball and Yao Ming's basketball? A: young, geeky kids cannot live in Wisconsin's basketball. Wisconsin is a state, and states cannot own objects because they aren't sentient beings. And Yao Ming's basketball... is just a regular basketball that happens to be owned by Yao Ming.

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why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

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Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Justin Beiber

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How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

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doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

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What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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