Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

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Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

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Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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Joker2? Who comes up with the names anyways? Sounds like a stupid version of the matrix... Anyways, I stutter because my nerves are killing me, I cant quit the painkillers cold turkey if I cant sleep without them, besides I am used to physical pain as tragic as that might sound... Its not when you get used to it. I need to know who this Neo-Nero was, for anyone that can tell me, he is not around here at these hours, and during the time he/she I was dead, did considerable damage to my and my orders reputation, I need a face to face talk to someone that would put aside my chosen successor and assume my role, and I wont let that happen again even if it means bruising up this Neo-me a bit.

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Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

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What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

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why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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