Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

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What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

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Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

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The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

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What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

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Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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UP

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A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

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Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

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Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

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Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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Knock knock Who's there Police

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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A French man gets into a fight

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How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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It says so on your cap.

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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