- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

What's the deal with brown?

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

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