Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

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i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

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If you're reading this, you can read.

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Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

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what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

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this is not a drill.

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Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

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what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

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why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

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Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

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An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

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Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

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A man works at a brick factory. He is told by his boss that if he is to steal any brick from the factory, he will be sacked. But every day the man steals one brick and puts it in his lunch box to take home and is not caught. One day he has enough bricks to build a house, and he says "When I build this house there will be none left over". The house is now built and while the man is taking a look around he stubs his toe on something, he looks down to see a brick and he sighs, picks up the brick and throws it in the air. There are two pilots driving a plane, one has a dog and one has a wardrobe. One pilot says to the other "I don't particularly like dogs" then the other pilot says to him "I don't really like wardrobes". They then make an agreement and throw both the wardrobe and the dog out the window. Five minutes later one pilot looks out the window out onto the plane wing, and guess what he sees? A brick.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

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If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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