- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where's my tractor?

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

a man walked into a bar....

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

There's a god, just kidding.

this is not a joke.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

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