kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

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Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

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What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

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"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

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Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

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what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

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