- Anti Joke

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

Gotta disappoint you there, you see there are hundreds, perhaps thousands of similar organizations which work for the government, and those I work for are black ops, meaning that I would be putting my life in danger if I told you anything about it besides that fact. Its not listed anywhere, its not FBI, its not legislated by any government yet many governments invest their funds there, you could call it something like the interpool, and something like the underground society, except its multi-government driven... A term I sincerely do not fully understand myself, I have certain talents I put to use, but I lack the education in order to be more than a employee for these people.

josh roberts got the d in geog

"knock knock" "Come in"

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

What comes after 69? 70

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

My penis is big... not.

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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