- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

You idiot.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

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