- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

The Holocaust.

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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