Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

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Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

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The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A Jew walks into Macy's

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So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

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