- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

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Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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